I would usually never send my opinion on something like this, but I grew up in Taber.
So my suggestion to the Town of Taber is that you send your whining police force and your close-minded town council to Wetaskiwin, Ab., a very small city with a population of approximately 12,525. Every year they are always at or near the top of the list for the highest crime rate per capita in the Canadian Survey.
Let them ride along with our RCMP police force here, so they can see what real police work is all about. This lesson for them would hopefully show them how hard our force has to work in Wetaskiwin with real crime.
It sounds like you don’t really have anything much to worry about in Taber…except creating ridiculous and embarrassing laws…you obviously have too much idle time on your hands…or is someone trying to make a name for themselves in the town? Believe me, you are going about it the wrong way.